TIF isn'tjust a Top G wearing a hat; it's the secret handshake of the financial elite, leaving the brokies playing catch-up. It's like comparing a spaceship to a bicycle. If you're not on the TIF train, you're basically signaling your love for the broke life. Welcome to the future, where money moves faster than my Lamborghini. Don't be a brokie; be a TIF tycoon.